WFMU Ichiban, Rock and Soul with Debbie D

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Ichiban Caption Contest!



It's time for an Ichiban Caption Contest! If you win, you will receive an Ichiban Prize Pack that is guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends and neighbors. Leave your caption in the comments section. If you're truly comically gifted, feel free to enter multiple times.

Ichiban hostess Debbie D is the judge and the deadline is Monday at noon.

Photo courtesy of Special Collections Department, Georgia State University.

Editor's Note:  Please, keep it classy

And the winner is: 

That picture doesn't need a caption!!

Sent in by Eegah!! and Tabonga!

Congratulations and thanks for entering. 
 

30 Comments:

Tommy Salami said...

"How'd you like to graduate from Glen Ridge High School, kiddo?"

sauceruney said...

Miss September took it all the way up to here...

Andrew Soulever said...

"That's right, don't be shy. I want you to hit me as hard as you can right here. Trust me."

Richard said...

"So it's about 10 inches long, and I'm not refering about the baseball bat..."

MTCIII65 said...

"You can hold this on either end to practice; most of the gals find this end easier to hold however . . . "

William H Cosby PhD said...

DIS IS DA SIDE OF DA BAT WHAT WE HOLD WHEN WE PLAY DA BASEBALL.

Pedro said...

"Look Toots. If you want the Braves to move down here from Milwaukee, you gotta learn how the game is played, if you catch my drift."

Chuckie Jo said...

She Swings, He Hits

Anonymous said...

First you saw make the handrail disappear. For my next trick....

Phunkybass said...

If I can get the banister up there I'm sure I can do the same with this...

Drake said...

"I'll show you my bat's "sweet spot" if you show me yours..."

The Hound said...

"I've seen bigger"

Chuckie Jo said...

Not the Wood She Wanted

jima said...

He wanted her to polish his bat, but she just hit a couple of balls.

Max Frost said...

"Yeah baby, I call it my 'little slugger". You'll probably want to choke up on it a little..."

Max Frost said...

"Well, Mickey Mantle says his is bigger, but I wouldn't believe it."

Tom G said...

Pine tar works wonders (heh heh).

Anonymous said...

Thump Her

Chuckie Jo said...

Batting Her Eyes

Max Frost said...

"That's pure Georgia lodgepole pine. Now some people will tell you that lodgepole pine is a soft wood, but don't you believe 'em honey, don't you believe 'em..."

Anonymous said...

Yes My Dear, Not only am I holding wood, I'VE GOT WOOD!

Weemus Studio said...

"so, the man who attacked you. About this size, you say?"

Mr. Jones said...

Don't be afraid to choke up on it, honey!

Anonymous said...

" A bat also has a knob"

Philo

Eegah!! and Tabonga! said...

That picture doesn't need a caption!!

Rockin' Jeff said...

Two balls, one strike, and you're out.

Listener Greg said...

"They used to call me Crazy Hef...well now they can call me Batman!"

Sharl said...

The bow goes here.

Sharl said...

Having read the shirt, I now realize it's not a bow. How about: "I'm not into props."

Anonymous said...

Her: "What do you mean by 'Don't you worry none, honey, you've got a little blue pill that'd help make things harder than that Ozark hickory' ?"

OR...:

Him: "Careful, honey, hollerin' out 'ED' all excited like like that in this here Entertainment for Men establishment, you'll likely get the club bouncer to come at ya purty quick-like clutching this here piece of equipment. Now mind ya, with this here being solid Carolina Ash, you ain't gonna get much harder than that. Now why do you keep sayin' 'Ed' alla the time when you're around me???"

A bit too wordy for those thought balloons and such like?

"Just tryin' to keep it classy." - Ron Burgundy

Did I do a good job in the blogger says "Don't be shy" dept.? Nuts. Too late for the prize-a-palooza, but ah well, there it is...

- B_B

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